hell hath no fury like a japanese attorney scorned

& other understatements

Not long after I was let go by MountainMouth, I met another Japanese attorney who appeared equally uninformed. He kindly invited Kana and I to dinner at his home. Gathered around the table at his home were several of his female family members. The women seemed charmingly enamored with my worship of my spouse. The attorney seemed equally bemused with what he knew the Japanese Bar had intended for my second marital disaster.

I recall his women folk explaining that the patriarch was not permitted to drive. This was explained away with 'Most Japanese attorneys don't drive' or something similar. I recall thinking at the time 'Perhaps if you just sliced your testicles off with rusty knife, your womenfolk could sautee them and we might all be able to partake.'

Love Love is strange Lot of people Take it for a game Once you get it You never want to quit, no no After you've had it You're in an awful fix Many people Don't understand, no no They think loving Is money in the hand Your sweet loving Is better than a kiss When you leave me Sweet kisses I miss

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Few people deserve what they get.
Some deserve it less than others.
I will always love you.