You should see what my birthing spouse taught my daughter.
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I can do one of two things. I can be President of the United States or I can control Alice Roosevelt. I cannot possibly do both. ― Theodore Roosevelt
One of the advantages of having a daughter instead of a penis for an offspring, is she thinks with only her big head. Not like the offspring of the current president and the immediately previous president. For examples, look to these kids.
Mrs. Obama,
Thank you for your podcast. I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I will do what I can to make us less embarrased of our nation.
Loving regards,
S. McIntire Allen
