Some time ago I watched an incredibly stupid movie.
While meditating this morning, I realised the tech guy in the movie is supposed to be you.
Gracious! $49 million a year? How do you make ends meet?
Anywho. B well.
Next time I visit Apple HQ in CopperTin0, please don't make yourself so scarce.❤️🙏😈
Tim Cook, chief executive officer of Apple Inc., speaks during a “First Tool-In” ceremony at the TSMC facility under construction in Phoenix, Arizona, on Tuesday, Dec. 6, 2022.
Wait a minute?! Who you calling a tool?
...the Compensation Committee also intends to position Mr. Cook’s annual target compensation between the 80th and 90th percentiles relative to our primary peer group for future years,” the committee said.
Well now, there's a lesson in relativity!
Moreover, if you can't trust Al Gore to be unbiased, who can you? Dick Cheney?
Apple stock has returned 1,212% versus 290% for the S&P 500,
& IT has absolutely nothing to do with that idiot & his blog.
Apple said.
In addition to reducing the total target, 75% of Cook’s vesting shares will be tied to Apple’s stock performance in 2023, instead of 50%.
The last time I heard you suggest this was going to be a good year, I spent most of it in jail.
Cook said in 2015 that he plans to donate his fortune to charity.
So I know this refugee in Switzerland with a copper & tin cup...
If I gave you everything that I owned
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me as I would for you
Or take me for a ride
And strip me of everything, including my pride
But spirit is something that no one destroys
It's coming any day said the captain
It's coming any day now cried the priest
The people in high places may defend you
But son you better hope they keep the peace
