why I live in Boulder
1. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
2. I was arrested because an Apple employee bumped into me.
3. The world's loudest Trump peT
4. People's Republic of
- Allen
- Boulder
- Jean Luc Picard
5. some National Socialist's donation to a potential American president
Why was Mr. Trump unable to enter the White House? It was VorBiden. - customer at a warehouse store that hates Muslims
6. Boulder is the world capital of Short Man's Disease. Even women here get it.
7. Boulder is a menopausal mecca. Puts the 'give men a pause' in menopause. If men gave birth, and women just squirted a bit of seed, women would be furious with me because they can't give birth. No doubt there are more than a few men reading this, nodding their heads. The thing is, the women from whom most men receive grief are angry with them because they are men. The women angry with me are angry because i am The Man.
Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner. - Douglas Adams
